VISITINGGG

I HAD FUN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:]
ok so my dayy went like this. :)
7.30 am - woke up, turned on my comp, tidied up my room
10.00am - friends came, sat in my room talking for a while, played guitar hero :D
11.?? am - walked over to aaron's place and ate, played the piano, admired his house etc etcc.
12.30 noon - aaron's mum took us to yee shuen's house, ate lunch, admired house, lay on her bed. lalalalalala.
2ish..? - walked to hee ching's house, THEY gambled, i watched tennis xD (and fell asleep :p)
3.30ishpm - went to one u. ended up watching inkheart in TGV coz GSC's line was too long xD
andd the movie was greatttttttttttttttttttt :DD
5.30 - movie ended, walked around, saw evan,, kay jen, && eirann :]
7ish - went for dinner at sakaesushi. EXPENSIVE MANN.. and then went to burger king coz aaron bought us ice cream :D saw couples making out at the balcony (ew.) and laughed our heads off xD
8 ish - yee shuen and hee ching went back. btw, i got lost. how stupid rightt. they left without mee. then aaron called.. haha. so found him and hon yu, walked till 820 ish and went home.
xD
that was my dayyyy
:]

Jasmine

soooooooooooooooooooo
JASMINE KWEH YUE YEE IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
she made me do it
>.<
LOL


i love all of you people out thereeeeee.
michele, james, chong, huiying, kayjen, u all are equally awesomeeee :D
next time maybe i make special posts for you all also xD

omg. so sorry jas. jasmine kweh jasmine kweh jasmine kweh xDD

conversations with Jasmine.

jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
jo
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
i want my face in ur header
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
saying
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
JASMINE KWEH YUE YEE THE BEST
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
okay
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
?
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
thanks
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
i dunno how to do that o.O
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
joking..joking..
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
hahahahahhah
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
playing oni
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
hahah
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
im bored too
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
HAHAHAHHA
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
I WaNT A PICTURE IN YOUR BLOG
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
SAYING jOANNALIANAAMANDABANANA is THE AWESOMEST MOST FANTASTALISTIC PERsON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
xD


whoever knew jasmine talk so much xD

ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
i recorded thunder
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
xD
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
HAHAHAH
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
I WANT LIGHTNING
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
LIGHTNING NICER
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
GOT LIGHT ONE U NOE
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
N FASTER SUMMORE
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
NOT NOISY OSO
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
NO LAA
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
THUNDER IS THE SOUNDDD
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
LIGHTNING IS JUST THE LIGHT THING
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
HA! xD
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
sound proof or whatever u call tat
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
haahaha
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
u so weird la
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
hahahah
ĴǾąʼnʼną™ ツ ~theincrediblejoanna.blogspot.com says:
xD
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
ahhahhahah
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
im weird liddat
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
so long din see u adi
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
i go bonkers liddat when i talk to u
jasmine kweh : MICHELE : MING ASS !! ;p says:
can ?


HAHA. SORRY JAS! I HAD TO xDD i think i got confused halfway through the convo.. but yeahh hahaha xDD

Urban Dictionary Thing..

(Instructions: answer each question, then put your answer in urban dictionary's search engine and see what comes up :) )


1. Your Name
Joanna:
- Seriously the most awsome-est person ever. Most Joannas will typically be extremely successful in life and have some friends who like to copy off of them. Joannas really don't like niners and usually bully them around in the lockers, some Joannas may even steal their lunch money.... Niners beware...
- Beautiful girl, usually dark haired, and has a great taste in music.
- 1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.
2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.
-Secret street slang for marijuana, to divert attention of what the person(s) talking about.
-a stripper. in the late 90's the overall number of strippers in the country sky rocketed, many of whom took the pseudonym "Joanna". In this sense, the word doubled as both a strippers name, and the definition of Joanna has become much more than a name.
-Cockney slang for Piano pronouced 'Piana' by many. Tinkling on the Ebony and Ivory Piano.
-Joanna(ing) Noun: Infinitive, Present Tense; *JOW-AHNA-ING* : The act by which one drowns sorrows through means of eating junk food, and hits others as a result of exitement.

2. Your Age
Sixteen:
- Most commonly referred to someone's age. It is said to be one's "Prime," age, where they look/shine/feel their best. Sixteen is the age where you get multitudes of exciting privileges such as quickie-driviers' license, get a decent job (Host/hostess,) and you're no longer at the very "bottom" of highschool.

3. A Friend (i did multiple)
James:
- Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

Michele:
-1.A girl who does not try yet always gets attention.
2.Musical girl with a modern siren like vibe.
3.A girl always causing men to "crash" due to her beauty.
4.Highly attractive female who could care less

Jasmine:
- a beautiful unique girl who is incredibly fun and wise. loud and has a lot of spunk. girls wanna be her, guys wanna have her. often imitated, but never replaced. an honest and loving person who isnt afraid to speak the truth.

Eugene:
--A place in Oregon where women do not need to shave their armpits.

4. What should you be doing?
Sleeping:
- a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

5. Favorite color
Sapphire:
- A common stereotype--the mouthy and arrogant black woman, often depicted emasculating her inept boyfriend or husband. The name "Sapphire" derives from a character on the Amos n' Andy show.

6. Hometown
New Zealand:
- Safest Western Nation in the world to live in.
- country with a lot of hills, sheep, fruit, and a ridiculously small military.

7. Month of birthday
July:
- A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
- The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.

8. Last person you talked to on phone
Dad:
- not just related to you by blood, but someone who really cares about you and what you feel, very important to kids living with their moms

9. Favorite sport
Soccer:
- The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a load of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.

10. Last name
Ling:
- The noise one makes when stabbing a knife into the air.


Some of these are just rubbish.. LOL xD
anywayy enjoy :D

Kevin Jonas Sr.

I'm beginning to think their dad sings better than any of the boys xDD
well, he is their vocal coach, but he's a lot better than i thoughtt. WATCH! :D



yea.. quite powerful also his voice :]
enjoyyyy :D
♥ Jo

p.s. quite canggih you know, their church. for that timee. :P andd i saw a magazine, which is alll about david archuleta, with lots of pictures and all.. rm37.90. and another one about jonas brothers, same price. i actually already have one, but this one is differentt!!! and a whole lot of other magazines with jonas brothers, rm18.50 each.. i wish i had money laaaa. then can buy the whole lott diiii xD sadly, i do not have the funds. altogether, they're like RM131. :(
someone give me big angpau please? :PP

KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN :]]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WATCH THIS WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D



so awesome la. their family so dedicated. if u didnt know, the father, Paul Kevin Jonas Sr. was the pastor of that church :] (he was the one talking at the beginning)
Kevin Jonas Jr. was the small kid in the centre with the mic. obviously xD
Joe is somewhere in the kids choir, right side, all the way at the bottom most left :D

Recommended Albums

Recommended Music From My Computer xD

Everyday Sunday - Wake Up! Wake Up!

Track List :

1. Let's Go Back

2. Wake Up! Wake Up!

3. Take Me Out

4. Find Me Tonight
5. Apathy For Apologies

6. I'll Get Over It (Miss Elaineous)

7. What We're Here For

8. Now You're Gone

9. Tell Me You'll Be There
10. From Me To You

Download - http://www.mediafire.com/?dvdpmxfivzw

Meredith Andrews - The Invitation

Track List :

1. You Invite Me In

2. Lift Up Your Head

3. You're Not Alone

4. Treasure

5. Show Me What It Means

6. Deeper

7. The River

8. New Song We Sing

9. Who Is Like You

10. Draw Me Nearer
11. You're Not Alone [Acoustic]

Download - http://www.4shared.com/file/73644958/ba110483/Meredith_Andrews_-_The_Invitation__2008_.html

Brian Littrell - Welcome Home

Track List :

1. My Answer Is You

2. Wish

3. Welcome Home

4. You Keep Givin' Me

5. Gone Without Goodbye

6. I'm Alive

7. Over My Head

8. We Lift You Up

9. Grace Of My Life

10. Angels And Heroes

11. Jesus Loves You

Download - http://www.sendspace.com/file/6fagdk

The Afters - Never Going Back To Ok

Track List :

1. The Secret Parade

2. Never Going Back To Ok

3. Keeping Me Alive

4. Tonight

5. Ocean Wide

6. Myspace Girl

7. We Are The Only Sound

8. Falling Into Place

9. Beautiful Words

10. Forty-Two

11. Summer Again

12. One Moment Away

Download - http://www.badongo.com/file/8089907

Article One - Colors And Sounds

Track List :

1. Without You (I'm Not Alright)

2. Colors and Sounds

3. Searchlights

4. Never Too Late To Call

5. Set To Start (Fall For Love)

6. Becoming

7. If The World Gives Up

8. Love You Tomorrow

9. Dare To Believe

10. Looking For Angels

11. Angels

12. Above All Else

13. Taken By The Storm

14. Peace Til' We Meet Again

Download - http://rapidshare.com/files/116436883/Article_One-Colors_And_Sounds-_Advance_-2008-MTD.rar

Disciple - Scars Remain

(not recommended for soft ears :P)

Track List :

1. Regime Change

2. Love Hate (On and On)

3. My Hell

4. Scars Remain
5. Game On

6. Someone

7. After The World

8. Dive

9. Fight For Love

10. Purpose To Melody

11. No End At All

12. Things Left Unsaid

Download - http://rapidshare.com/files/94252482/ScarsR3ma1nSE.rar

Falling Up - Captiva

Track List :
1. A Guide To Marine Life
2. Hotel Aquarium
3. Goodnight Gravity
4. Captiva

5. Helicopters
6. Maps
7. How They Made Cameras
8. Good Morning Planetarium
9. Murexa
10. Drago Or The Dragons
11. Arch To Achilles
12. The Dark Side Of Indoor Meets

Download - http://rapidshare.com/files/97367075/falling_up-captiva-2007-fnt.rar

Word from Jo :

so yea larr.. that's a few i picked out that i thought were goood.. still got more, but i'll keep them for next time :D

one note : these are all Christian artists, though some of them are mainstream. so you can be sure they're safe.. no swearing no innuendos or anything :]

hope you enjoyyyy. i might post up download links later, if i find any xD

til thennn, ♥ Jo :]

Another One.

1) Open up your library (iPod, Winamp, iTunes, etc.)
2) Put it on shuffle
3) Press play
4) for each question, type in what song is playing
5) hit next for each question

Here goes everything.

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?
Diggin' This - Nickelback (OHKAYYYYYY xD)

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Details In The Fabric - Jason Mraz feat. James Morrison (...)

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Someday - The Afters (hehe :P)

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
That's How It Goes - Chris Taylor (so is that yes or no x_x)

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Angels - David Archuleta (???)

7. Is someone trying to kill me?
Now You're Gone - Everyday Sunday (WHAT?!)

8. What is my sexual preference?
My Friend - The Katinas (ok. this is just wrong @_@)

9. What am I afraid of?
Above All Else - Article One

10. What will I be doing in a few years?
Tosca - Maksim (I don't even think that word has a meaning xD)

11. What is some good advice for me?
Not Leavin' Yet - Nickelback

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Cascades(From In The Forest Cascadia) - Falling Up (what?)

13. Will you get married
Lost - Red (zzzz.)

14. What is the story of your life?
The Feeling - Kutless (what feeling?)

15. How can you get ahead in life?
Shadow Of The Day - Linkin Park (whoa. walk in emoness? xD)

16. What is the best thing about your friends?
And Now My Lifesong Sings - Casting Crowns

17. What song describes you?
The Joke - Lifehouse (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

18. How does the world see you?
Goodnight and Goodbye - Jonas Brothers (pfft.)

19. Will you have a happy life?
Glitter in the Air - Pink (weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! glitter! xD)

20. How can I make myself happy?
The Way You Make Me Feel - JLS

21. What should you do with your life?
Hindsight - Pillar (WHAT?!)

22. Will you ever have children?
Real Wild Child - Everlife (oh dear >.<)

Ok la. this one whoever wants to steal just steal la.. xDD

American Idol!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D
i found more peopleeeeee :D
welll, all of them are guys actually xD
1. Ryan Johnson
2. Brent Keith Smith
:]
i think they both sing well, though they need a little more work and refinement.
haha
yea lar. i'll be watching all these people in Hollywood weeekk :D
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
so awesomeee.
i'm outt
free the whole day today :(
♥ Jo

*sigh of relief*

HOLIDAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm so happyyy and i decided not to go for MSSD netball practice because i can't even playyy :PP
i mean, i should let those who can play, play rightt? xD
so anywayyy.
going out with friends on friday to go visit visit and collect angpau :DD
watch movie maybe, play guitar hero at someone's housee
andd play piano at yee shuen's? :DD
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. we're gonna have so much fun :]
andd later i'm going to the park with qian heng for a stroll.. probably watch a few movies on my own at homeee..
i dunno la.
my plans for the holidays very messed uppp
someone invite me to do something? xDD
haha.
anyway, i'm out :]
♥ Jo :]

OHMYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ADAM LAMBERT! MR. THEATRICAL!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's just so cuteee xD
andd he can singg :]
if you guys don't know who he is.. he's a guy that auditioned for american idol
and he got in!!!!!!!!
hopefully he goes farr
the judges think he has a good voice but they think he's too theatrical.
but he really CAN sing. for real :]
had a really serious talk with a friend todayy.. andd i'm realllyy glad we had it! :DD
really opened my eyes to some stuff, as well as planning for the futureeee..
college and unis and all thatt.
i'm planning on dropping biology for SPM, but my parents want me to take it..
but anyhow, they told me to register and we'll decide what to do later :]
I have no idea what i want to study when i go over to NZ.
music maybe, but i have to audition.
social science? probably.
english might be necessary, and that leaves 2 more for me to choose from..
graphic design?
history?
i really don't know. :(
i know i don't want anything to do with science. that's for sure xD
how about going to america and doing music there?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. not a chance. lol
HOLIDAYS IN 1 MORE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :]]
angpau angpau, guitarhero guitarhero, stalkjonasbrothers, and sleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleeeppppppppppppppppppppppp :D
hehe. i think that's all i wanted to sayyyy
i'm out!
♥ Jo

p.s. i'm the happeiest girl in the world :]

I STOLE I STOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

I STOLE FROM JAMES THIS TIME!! hahahaha. i'm becoming an expert at this :PP

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly. ( u can post in the chatbox )
Step 4: Don't look them up on Google or any other search engine, you cheater.
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.
Step 6: After a week, any songs left, I'll just post the answers.

1. I'm waiting for you right outside, the place we first locked eyes.
2. I am sitting still I think of Angelique.
3. This white blows, so softly. This movement still is in my mind.
4. Time don't wait for no one, leaving you broken.
5. Prison gates won't open up for me.
6. It is not a human right to stare not fight.
7. Gone away are the golden days, just a page in my diary
8. As high as the moon, so high were my spirits.
9. Can I be dreaming once again?
10. You stood before creation, eternity in Your hands
11. Story of my life, searching for the right.
12. This world will never be, what I expected.
13. Just when you learn the game of life.
14. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of LA
15. Walking along the sky, chasing a glimpse of you
16. Little girl terrified, she'd leave her room if only bruises would heal.
17. Too cool for my dress, these shades don't leave my hair
18. I am so high, I can hear heaven.
19. You're making a choice to live like this, and all of the noise
20. Sometimes I feel like everybody's got a problem
21. She keeps the secret in her eyes, she wraps truth inside her lies
22. Baby girl likes cinnamon, hot for the skin he's in.
23. Here we all are in the outfits you picked
24. Here in this crowd i'm feeling all alone.
25. I got a text saying you would be calling.
26. When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful.
27. We belong together, like the open seas and shores.
28. Well I don't know how to say this right.
29. I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known.
30. Turn on that radio, as loud as it can go.

Sorry if it's harddd xDD I uhm. have a lot of weird music on my comp. 10GB worth of it :DD
HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNN :D

I WANNA!!

I stole this from Deborah off facebook xDD

Rules
1. Put your iPod on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 5 friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you stole it from.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Any Other Way" - Backstreet Boys (haha...)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Hush" - Inhabited (as if.. xD)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A BOY?
"Treasure" - Meredith Andrews (mm. okayyy?)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Flavor of the Week" - American Hi-Fi (lol.)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Ever Ever After" - Carrie Underwood

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Good Times Gone" - Nickelback (Gee. what's that supposed to mean? xD)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Bridges" - Lifehouse (hahhaha. no i don't xD)

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Face the Strange" - Good Charlotte

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"None But Jesus" - Hillsong United. (wow :DD)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"So Close" - Jon McLaughlin (xD)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Devil in Me" - Kate Voegele (oh dear >.<)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Hero" - Chad Kroeger ft. Josey Scott (HAHAHA!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Broken Man" - Boys Like Girls (uhoh. i sure hope not xD)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Happy Ending" - Mika (LOL! maybe i shoulddd xD)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"March On" - Good Charlotte (whoa. emo song :/)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Deciphering Me" - Brooke Fraser (whoa.)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"If Love Was Enough" - Graham Colton

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Out of Place" - Oliver James. (haha xD)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Don't Worry Now" - Britt Nicole

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Where Do I Hide" - Nickelback (LOL.)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"Never Too Late" - Three Days Grace

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Blow Your Mind" - Jesse McCartney (xD)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Makes Me Happy" - Drake Bell (haha.)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"Complete" - Kutless (whoa. means i like being incomplete? :/)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"BB Good" - Jonas Brothers. (okayyyyyy. xD)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Streets" - Above the Golden State

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Pieces" - Red

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"I Wanna" - The All-American Rejects.. (hehe)

I TAG ::
1. James Lee
2. Chin Hui Ying
3. Ong Kay Jen
4. Chong Hon Zhen
5. Michele

:]]
Have Fun! no cheating ! :P

Essays From The US

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are won't to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at
a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

Note from Jo - These are genius!!! :DD

Verse of the Day :]

~ As each one has received a gift, minister it to one another, as good stewards of the manifold grace of God. 1 Peter 4:10 ~

Band and Friend

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BAND CONCERT IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no more crazy practices andd late days in school!!
soooooooooooooooooooooooo happyyyyy!
and i played our first encore song primetime like soooo hard that when i finished it my arm felt like it was gonna drop off.. and we still had one song to go. not sure how i made it throughh. my right arm now has lots more muscle then my left. so weird. lol xD
i was so glad chong and james could make itt.. dont think they enjoyed it thoughh
BUT I ENJOYED THEIR COMPANY!! :DD
haha. we went to centrepoint for lunch. went to my house, watched AI on youtube..
bikini girl andd michael castro (who IS SOOOOOO cute >.<)
andd uhm. played like 1 song of guitar hero then laugh and laugh talk and talk. :]]
then went to impact :D
according to huiying, what we had was a GRI talk. haha it stands for gender related issues talk. :D
had to leave earlyy coz parents went to meet my dad's colleague from Prague for dinner.
so i'm now babysitting Samuel and Miriam Chew, coz their parents went too :]
so cute la the 2 of them xD

ANDDDDDDDDDD the most amazing thing that happened todayy!!!!!!!! MY FRIEND WHO WAS AWAY FOR 3 MONTHS!! HE'S BACKKKKKKK :DDD
i wasnt around when he came onlineeee.. but my friend was and she told mee. i'm SOOOOOO happy!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xDD
i missed him so much la. 3 months no contact. :(
but he's finally backkk. and going to music school soon. haha :]
but yea. that's it!! i'm justt soooo excited to talk to him again xD
hope all of you guys had days just as great as mine!!
Love you all, ♥ Jo :]

oops >.<

correction : i beat my 3rd round opponent by 10 points. :]
how awesome is that xD
fantasy hadnt updated yet that's why i thought it was only by 6 :]]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm SOOOO happy!!!!!!

I got first in my head to head league. i thought it was never gonna happen! ahhhhhhhhhhh xDD

Look Look!!!!!!!

ANDDDDD

that's not allll. I beat my fantasy cup round 3 opponent flattttttt. well not really :P by like 6 points. BUT STILL!!! 4th roundd here i comeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xD

though i have a feeling i'll be losing to this guy. but yea. it's an improvement from last year when i didnt even make it through the first round :D

so i'm happy enough :]]

BAND CONCERT ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!

i'm gonna screw up. i know i will. especially during the encore. gah. i suck at drums la. dunnno how i got stuck with it xD

sooooooo. i'm gonna go eat. ciao people!

♥ Joanna :)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xD

I'M HYPER! I DONT KNOW WHY!
anywayyyy. i've been trying to watch journey to the centre of the earth.
i saw a clip of it while walking in 1u a few weeks ago and thought it was really interesting..
so yea. but last night i watched like 20 mins of it and then i fell asleep >.<
mm. i'm planning on buying Nickelback's newest album 'Dark Horse'. And I want to find Everyday Sunday's and/or Falling Up's and/or The Almost's album. If anyone knows where to find them please let me knowww :]] They're all so awesome xD (i don't even know if i have all that money to buy all those albums. but oh well xD)
Also, Meredith Andrews has like the awesomest voice, and the fact that she sings for God, just makes me love it more.
Christian artists just knock me off my feet. It's like, they have such great talent, and they choose to use it purely for God. I wanna be like that tooooo!! >.<>
anyway. i'm off. :] Love, Jo ♥

P.S. Kevin has a gf. :( so i have to give up on him. but he's still gonna be my favourite JoBro :]
his gf's a danielle deleasa xD but i really admire him :] he's the only JoBro that has/had a gf not related to the entertainment scene, or i dont think she is anyway. if she is she's pretty unknown so same difference :]
*takes a break*
ok. just found out, she grew up next door to him in New Jersey. sigh. no fair la. how can :(
so sad di. well i'm out xD

Of Fantasy Football && Banners :]

fantasy football! :]]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

3rd place in the impact league, 2nd place on the head to head league, andd 3rd round in fantasy cup :]

Have to say, not bad for a girl okayyy. and i can't even watch football. no astro xD

Impact League:

lol. look. all the girls are in the top 5 places!! what's up with the boyssss :P

Except Tian Xi and Jeremy la. otherwise the 3 of us up THERE di xD

Head to Head League :

awh. second place though we have the same number of wins :(

stupid people score so many points against me.. zz. x_x

and FYI. i'm beating my opponent for this week flat. so jazzroll better watch out! :P

Fantasy Cup :

and yea. fantasy cup. 3rd round.. which is like much better than last year when i didnt even get through the first round :P

our points so close la. scares me. have to win! i kiasu di xD

AND AFTER FOOTBALL! look look look!

i love abbie la. she's so awesome :]

she made this for me.

Thanks Abbie! I love ittt! :]]] my favourite colours somemore :]]

ah. i'm out. hehe. :P

♥ Jo.

~And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. Galatians 6:9~

Woop!!!

it's finally saturdayyyyy!!
who ever knew that the first week of school could be so stressful?
but anywayyyyy. looking forward to impact!

NO CREATIVE ARTS PRACTICE TODAY. MEETING AFTER SERVICE TOMORROW FROM 11AM - 11.30AM.

ah. i had the weirdest dream.
that's why i'm up at this hour of the morning xD
mmm. i'm bored. andd i need to do something.
and James, u can dance la. much better than me :D
and heaven was honestly really good. do the whole song next time pleaseee :]
ah. i guess i'll get off noww.
seee ya! :]
♥ Jo

kevinkevinkevinkevin

uh. yea. i forgot what i was gonna blog about.

OH YEAA!!!!!!!!!!!

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHATT!!!

KEVIN JONAS was part of the SEXIEST 21 YEAR OLDS!!!

when i saw it. i screamed. literally xD

i mean. all you people who say he's ugly. this goes back to youuu

KEVIN IS SEXYYY!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xDD

and he's so humble about it. like, he's not obsessed about his looks.

when he was called about it, all he could think of was, ' are you sure you've got the right brother?'

hehe. he's the best! :]

ahhhh!! watch this watch this *click here*

*faints*

he was up there with people like zac efron, bowwow, jesse mccartney andd ed westwick.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOUUU!!

well. sexiest man alive of 2008 went to hugh jackman, and i've got to say, it's not a bad choice.

andd chase crawford's and michael phelps' colognes smell REALLYY good. next time i need to buy those for my boyfriend.. haha xD

but yea. that's all :]

haha. i'm hyperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I ♥ KevinJ :]

♥ Jo

~ And a servant of the Lord must not quarrel but be gentle to all, able to teach, patient. 2 Timothy 2:24 ~

school.school.school.

school is horrible. ahhhhhhhhh :/
first week of school supposed to be relaxing yes?
but it's only the 3rd day and i'm drowned in essays and homework. pssh.
malay. chinese. sejarah. biology. physics.
and tomorrow's chemistry with one of the worst teachers everrr :(
somebody save me. i know we're form 5s. but more important than that, we're HUMANS! @_@
gahh. SPM. that's all that's in teachers minds. ahhh
just makes it worse for us. :(
and BAND! concert coming up, so practice, practice and practice.
every single day.zz
i know i'm complaining. i can't help it haha. still in the holiday mood xD
but anyway. love you all :]
♥ Jo :)

~ The Lord God is my strength; He will make my feet like deer's feet, and He will make me walk on my high hills. Habakkuk 3:19~

:O

I forgot one of my husbands. haha :P

thanks Qian Heng for reminding me!! :]]

how can arr.. xD anyway. this guy is awesome. the best. :]

he's a christian, and did missionary work for a while.. and he can danceee!! woot xD plus. he's a clown.

Here he is.. :]

8. Benji Schwimmer (Winner of So You Think You Can Dance Season 2)

Age : 24 (25 in 2 weeks :])

And here's a video of him dancing with his cousin Heidi on an episode of sytycd :]

First Day at School.

school was boringgggg :(
i'm surrounded by all the smart people. makes me feel more stupid then ever. ahhhh >.<
my friend and i were sleeping during bio while teacher was explaining something :]]
that was funn :]
i know there were some funny moments in school today.. coz i remember laughing. but i dont remember what it wass xD
anyway. 11 months more to major disaster. and my classmates are mad. heehee :D
oh and sabrina's switched classes! ahhhhhhhhhhh.. i miss her la. seriously :(
no more crazy talks. xD
♥ Jo.
ps. still ♥ Kevin J. :]

~I am like a green olive tree in the house of God; I trust in the mercy of God forever and ever. Psalm 52:8~

Lots Of Colours! :D

You know how somedays you feel like you just wantt to sit in front of a camera for hours..?
That's how i felt todayy.. xDD so i took a few pics and edited.. now it's so colourful!!! :DD


ahh yes. and watchnight dance videos are up on my facebook account.. get at em people! :P
Click the title to watch the video :]
Repentance
Stained Glass Masquerade
and last but not least..
Joyful Joyful!! :D
p.s. colours make the world go round.. haha! :]
♥ Jo :)

my husbands :P

haha.. this is what happened xD

"jasmine kweh says:

but u got banyak banyak husband leh..

jasmine kweh says:

which one is 1st 2nd 3rd 4th...and all hah ?"

so i started thinking.. and this is my list of husbands, in order :]]

1. he-who-shall-remain-unnamed :]

2. Kevin Jonas ♥ of the Jonas Brothers

Age : 21

3. Cam Gigandet (James from Twilightt)

Age : 26

4. Jackson Rathbone (Jasper from Twilight)

Age : 24

5. Taylor Lautner (Jacob from Twilight - who might be replaced!! :'( )

Age : 16

6. Adam G. Sevani (Robert Alexander the Third aka Moose from Step Up 2: The Streets)

Age : 16

7. David Archuleta. hehe :]

Age : 18

haha so yea. so cute right all of em.. :PP lol

just wanted to share.. i'm out! byeee :]]

♥ Jo

Of Laziness and Dance :D

weeeeeeeeeee :]] i slept till 12 today... and i didn't go for band. lazybum xD but yea i had a headache yesterday so i thought i deserved a rest.. andd GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!! we're dancing joyful joyful for worship service tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm sooooooooooooooo excitedddd xDD. that's all i wanted to say.. ha. :]
tata! i ♥ KevinJ. :]

2009!!!!

phew.. another year gone and 2008's out the door.. lots of good memories this year.. creative arts, EFCM camp, watchnight service, christmas.. wow the year's definitely not been a disappointment :D
sooo.. while i'm looking forward to 2009, there's also some things i'm not looking forward to.. like being a form 5, SPM *gasp*, being the oldest in school *sob* and so on. but on a better note, i'll be old enough to drive!!! weeeeeeee :] how awesome is thatt.. uhm, i suck at blogging. never know what to say. that's why i've never gotten one till now. haha thanks to michele :PP
blahh.. the holidays went by in such a blur. so many band practices, and another one later this morning. 5 hours of practice! @_@ our teacher is mad... lol
Mich - THERE! I POSTED.. SO LOUSYY :PP
well it's like 3.30am.. and i gotta get up at 7.20.. i'm out! byeeeee :]]

~ The Lord God is a sun and shield; The Lord will give grace and glory; No good thing will he withhold from those who walk uprightly. Psalm 84:11~