Urban Dictionary Thing..

(Instructions: answer each question, then put your answer in urban dictionary's search engine and see what comes up :) )


1. Your Name
Joanna:
- Seriously the most awsome-est person ever. Most Joannas will typically be extremely successful in life and have some friends who like to copy off of them. Joannas really don't like niners and usually bully them around in the lockers, some Joannas may even steal their lunch money.... Niners beware...
- Beautiful girl, usually dark haired, and has a great taste in music.
- 1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.
2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.
-Secret street slang for marijuana, to divert attention of what the person(s) talking about.
-a stripper. in the late 90's the overall number of strippers in the country sky rocketed, many of whom took the pseudonym "Joanna". In this sense, the word doubled as both a strippers name, and the definition of Joanna has become much more than a name.
-Cockney slang for Piano pronouced 'Piana' by many. Tinkling on the Ebony and Ivory Piano.
-Joanna(ing) Noun: Infinitive, Present Tense; *JOW-AHNA-ING* : The act by which one drowns sorrows through means of eating junk food, and hits others as a result of exitement.

2. Your Age
Sixteen:
- Most commonly referred to someone's age. It is said to be one's "Prime," age, where they look/shine/feel their best. Sixteen is the age where you get multitudes of exciting privileges such as quickie-driviers' license, get a decent job (Host/hostess,) and you're no longer at the very "bottom" of highschool.

3. A Friend (i did multiple)
James:
- Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

Michele:
-1.A girl who does not try yet always gets attention.
2.Musical girl with a modern siren like vibe.
3.A girl always causing men to "crash" due to her beauty.
4.Highly attractive female who could care less

Jasmine:
- a beautiful unique girl who is incredibly fun and wise. loud and has a lot of spunk. girls wanna be her, guys wanna have her. often imitated, but never replaced. an honest and loving person who isnt afraid to speak the truth.

Eugene:
--A place in Oregon where women do not need to shave their armpits.

4. What should you be doing?
Sleeping:
- a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

5. Favorite color
Sapphire:
- A common stereotype--the mouthy and arrogant black woman, often depicted emasculating her inept boyfriend or husband. The name "Sapphire" derives from a character on the Amos n' Andy show.

6. Hometown
New Zealand:
- Safest Western Nation in the world to live in.
- country with a lot of hills, sheep, fruit, and a ridiculously small military.

7. Month of birthday
July:
- A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
- The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.

8. Last person you talked to on phone
Dad:
- not just related to you by blood, but someone who really cares about you and what you feel, very important to kids living with their moms

9. Favorite sport
Soccer:
- The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a load of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.

10. Last name
Ling:
- The noise one makes when stabbing a knife into the air.


Some of these are just rubbish.. LOL xD
anywayy enjoy :D